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Maanta, my family forgot to pick me up from school. I have a broken leg and hand. Calaacal

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Jan 21, 2012 10:56 AM - School - by scarface (woman)

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Maanta while going to the suuq I saw the guy I liked. I smiled at him nervously. As I passed by him he pointed to his right, and said his "boy" thought I was cute and to give my digits to him. I turned to his right and saw my freind's adeer. He's at least 46 with bidaar/and pot belly. Calaacaal.

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Jan 19, 2012 08:28 AM - Miscellaneous - by Xawa:S (woman)

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Today, I was so scared of getting up late for classes in the morning that my alarm clock somehow ended up being me falling off the bed. Calaacal

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Jan 17, 2012 10:54 PM - School - by scaredgirl (woman)

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Today, I realized that all Somali's are cowards......including myself. A 13 year old madow kid punched me in my face and took my shoes while his older brothers watched laughing. All I could do was go home and sleep. Calaacal.

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Jan 16, 2012 12:59 PM - Somalis - by young night (man)

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Today, I witnessed one of my friends getting punked by a gang of hoodlums ranging from age 9-12, he's 24. They pushed him around and took his groceries that he just got from Aldis. Then I saw a '98 camry blow past me with 30 somalis on the hood running away from a soccer field because 3 madow kids came. Calaacal.

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Jan 16, 2012 12:59 PM - Somalis - by young night (man)

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Maanta, I was walking down the street when I saw a Somali girl getting bullied by strong black guy. I went over acting like some kind of superman to defend her. The guy punched me so hard that I sat down quietly and after he left the girl came up to me and said, "aboowe caano badan cab." Calaacal.

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Jan 13, 2012 07:55 PM - Health - by Salax (man)

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Today, after spending all night cleaning the house, i wake up to my mother yelling at me, "Waryaa sambacyahow. Jiifka kakac oo ii hagaaji guriga!" It seems my 2 little cousins came over and managed to undo all my work. Thanks. Calaacal.

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Jan 13, 2012 09:35 AM - Family - by luuqa (man)

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Today, I went to meet up with a group of friends and one of them happens to be my crush for 3 years. I was chatting and flirting innocently with him until he told me ''abaayo you have hilib stuck in your teeth.'' I wanted to die. Calaacal

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Jan 12, 2012 12:04 PM - Love - by Jameelah (woman)

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Maanta, I was craving those Mexican chips so i begged my friend to buy me some. She did. Then I remembered I was fasting. Calaacal
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Jan 10, 2012 09:02 AM - Friends - by Amirah (woman)

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Maanta, I had to sit and listen to some cadaan guy calaacal about our job even though we don't do anything and get paid for it. I have to listen to this everyday. Calaacal

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Jan 10, 2012 09:02 AM - Work - by sxb123 (man)

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Today, I got slapped by an old guy for dating his daughter because I was a different tribe. Calaacal.

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Jan 9, 2012 09:07 PM - Love - by Malik  (man)

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Maanta, I went to the local hospital where I volunteer and the touch screen sigh in wished me a happy birthday. My birthday was yesterday, I'm afraid this will continue the whole month. Calaacal.

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Jan 7, 2012 01:49 PM - Health - by Sahaam (woman)

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