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Maanta I Found out My Girl friend isnt my Tribe, Now my Grandpa made me Break up with her #calaacal

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Mar 11, 2013 03:22 PM - Love - by Ak (man)

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Maanta cuntada ayaan ka dhex arkay Calaacal

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Jan 24, 2013 08:41 PM - Love - by Anonymous (man)

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Maanta, i have realized that I am really fat, no wonder why i been depressed lately. The funny thing is i don't even eat alot, eat one heavy meal a day. I also eat chocalate sometimes. Arrg! I am thinking of living off a cup of water a day. Calaacal

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Jan 24, 2013 08:41 PM - Health - by Sarah23 (woman)

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Manta, when Hoyo was yelling at me, she left and came back a million times repeating the same issue over and over. Calaacal

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Jan 24, 2013 08:41 PM - Health - by BigToe (woman)

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Manta, my diraac got stuck in another doorknob. Calaacal

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Jan 24, 2013 08:41 PM - Health - by BigToe (woman)

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Maanta, i introduced my friend to calaacal and now she aint answering my calls because she is addicted to Calaacal.net....

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Jan 24, 2013 08:41 PM - Friends - by FormyFriendonly (man)

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Maanta I found out my bf of 3 years, who've disappeared on me 9 months ago is married and a has baby on the way. Wallahi that was like a sack in the stomach, what does that other woman have that I didn't have? I wasn't good enough for him? I am so sad and heartbroken. Calaacal.

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Nov 9, 2012 10:41 PM - Love - by Sarah23 (woman)

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Maanta, I walked in to my house with blood all over me truth is I fell on my face trying to not trip over something & my Hooyo thought I got in a fight & she threw her old school cord phone at me & it bounced back & it her in the face!I'm not gonna lie I started dying!I then got a dacas in the face

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Nov 9, 2012 01:10 AM - Family - by Asha calaacal ma dhay so  (woman)

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Maanta I met this single mum, she's about 32-38 and i am like 19 yeah, I was like eedo are you lost? she said " maya aboowe" wtf lol i just ignored her but she couldnt stop talking to me, aboowe kulahaa and i was like calaacalka iga daa eedo if u cant give a head!

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Nov 8, 2012 08:15 PM - Love - by macluuloow (man)

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Today i relized dat all the paper works and appointments i made was for no reason cuz when i went to my school pick up some last papers the dang lady has the nerve to tell me i forgot to sighn one of paper and have to wait 10 days T'f smh Calaacal!

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Jul 27, 2012 09:02 PM - School - by MimiMaccin (woman)

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Maanta, I felt something crawling down my foread, I thought it was a spider - little do I come find out it was me sweating. Calaacal

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Jul 17, 2012 12:30 AM - Health - by Segasinforehead (woman)

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Maanta I ate a huge plate of baris and went back for another plate. No wonder why I haven't made it to the beach this summer well dah how can I when I look like I'm in labor with fat. Calaacal

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Jul 16, 2012 10:19 PM - Family - by hott (woman)

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