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Maanta, While on the freeway i hit a car from behind and fled the scene on foot. While running i got shot from the back and got paralized for life. CALAACAL ☆

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Jun 13, 2014 12:09 AM - Miscellaneous - by DrCalaacal (man)

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Maaanta, I took a flight from North Dakota to California to enjoy Winter break at the beach. When i went to the beach i realized i forgot my kastuumo and shukuman. CALAACAL

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Jun 13, 2014 12:09 AM - Friends - by DrCalaacal (man)

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Maanta I found that one of my friends aint real she is fake becuase she keeps lying to me everytime but I cant seem to unfriend her.

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Dec 24, 2013 09:01 PM - Friends - by xalimo (woman)

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Maanta Hoyoos friends came over, meaning that I had to play waitress, Hoyoo asked me to bring the special "steak" I made "yesterday".. I laughed and brought them half-cooked suqaar. I got the nicest beating of my life. Calaacal.

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Nov 3, 2013 08:26 PM - Somalis - by Stewie  (woman)

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Maanta, my boyfriend calaacal about my food.. But nigga doesn't cook me dinner tho. Calaacal

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Nov 3, 2013 08:26 PM - Love - by saxib (woman)

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maanta. i dont know how to talk to guys even tho im beautiful - calaacal

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Nov 3, 2013 08:26 PM - Love - by ms.cool (woman)

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Manta, more like earlier this year I heard from the suug that I was getting married. I wish they woulda informed earlier. Maybe I would have found a boyfriend to marry. calaacal.

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Aug 6, 2013 12:44 AM - Family - by Gabardine walaan (woman)

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Maanta I met these gawar at the mall she was soo hot,I wanted to talk to her wen her husband with two of his ciyaal came out of nowhere,I was like damn that niin has a fine woman in his life

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Aug 6, 2013 12:44 AM - Somalis - by ina calacaal (woman)

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Maanta, this old man who i was dating for 2 years supposedly got a wife, I'm deeply in love with him but after all we been thru he said this to me Caawo "walaal my wife naag isku magalo joog lama guursani kari' wtf than why did u lie to me FML my heart is shattered Calaacal

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May 30, 2013 07:37 PM - Love - by ilmu (woman)

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Maanta, i texted my dugsi teacher and told him you are too fitnah for me i'm in love i cant attend your class anymore calaacal!

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May 28, 2013 10:42 AM - Love - by Anonymous (woman)

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Maanta, I found out about calaacal.net .... I have 5 finals too study for. Calaacal

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May 28, 2013 10:42 AM - School - by "." (woman)

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Maanta, a bum gave me money because he thought I needed it more than him. I realized I walked out the house with my baati that has suuqo on it. Calaacal

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May 28, 2013 10:42 AM - Money - by "." (woman)

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